M-m-m-my Corona…
(I need toilet paper, toilet paper, toilet paper
I’m out of toilet paper, it’s my Corona)
So sick of my Corona
M-m-m-my Corona… Where’s a goddammed parking space
Shit, I touched my face
Wait, I think I finally caught my Corona
Stop it, don’t be manic, go inside, no organic! I need toilet paper, toilet paper, toilet paper
I’m out of toilet paper, it’s my Corona
I need toilet paper, toilet paper, toilet paper
I’m out of toilet paper, it’s my Corona
Got to make a grocery run, well that sounds fun
Why’m I out here risking my life corona? Oh no, all GMO, Jesus Christ, now I panic, I’ll die-ie-ie-ie, whoa
M-m-m-my Corona (I’m out of toilet paper, it’s my Corona)
Don’t come any closer, huh, I’ll mess you up
I’m just comin’ in for some wipes Corona
Kroger’s full of empty shelves, oh what the hell
Guess I’m stocking up on boxed wine Corona
Nothing’s making sense, no more friends, no more basketball
Kids are home from school, it’s raining too and I’m losing my mi-i-i-mind, whoa
M-m-m-my Corona
M-m-m-my Corona
I need toilet paper, toilet paper, toilet paper
I’m out of toilet paper, it’s my Corona
I need toilet paper, toilet paper, toilet paper
I’m out of toilet paper, it’s my Corona
When you gonna get to me, g-get to me
Is it just a matter of time Corona
Will I kill my family in quarantine
Or is it just a game in my mind Corona
Then there’s Donald Trump, what the f*ck
Why you shaking hands, and keep telling us, nothing’s up
That we’re gonna be fi-ie-ie-ine what?