Munroe Bergdorf Calls Out L’Oreal’s Black Solidarity Post

View this post on Instagram Excuse my language but I am SO angry. I said just yesterday that it would only be a matter of time before RACIST AF brands saw a window of PR opportunity to jump on the bandwagon. You dropped me from a campaign in 2017 and threw me to the wolves for speaking out about racism and white supremacy. Munroe Bergdorf has taken L’Oreal to task for their selective and hypocritical support of Black Lives Matter.Amid continued protests against systemic racism in the wake of the murder of George Floyd at the hands of the Minneapolis police, the company posted a statement to their Instagram in which they said, “L’Oréal Paris stands in solidarity with the Black community, and against injustice of any kind.””We are making a commitment to the @naacp to support progress in the fight for justice. THAT is what you get for ‘speaking out’ when employed by @lorealparis. Where was my apology? I had to fend for myself being torn apart by the world’s press because YOU didn’t want to talk about racism. A post shared by MUNROE (@munroebergdorf) on Jun 1, 2020 at 7:12am PDT Photo via Getty This is NOT okay, not even in the slightest. If you care about me or #blacklivesmatter, don’t let @lorealparis get away with this. “You do NOT get to do this. Fuck your ‘solidarity’. This is gaslighting. You even tried to get me to incriminate myself with pairing me up with your shady lawyers, when I had done NOTHING wrong. #BlackLivesMatter,” L’Oreal wrote on Monday — though their statement quickly incurred criticism given their past treatment of Bergdorf.Related | Beautiful People: Munroe BergdorfBack in 2017, L’Oreal chose the model to be one of the faces of its new diversity initiative. FUCK YOU @lorealparis. Fuck you. This is NOT okay, not even in the slightest.”She then went on to ask where her support was when she spoke out, before writing, “Fuck you. However, they cut ties with her after her Facebook posts condemning white supremacy and systemic racism following the Charlottesville attacks made her the subject of intense online harassment — despite the fact that Bergdorf rightfully wrote about how white people benefit from overt and internalized racism.Now, in the wake of L’Oreal’s latest post, Bergdorf has called out the brand for their refusal to support her when it mattered in 2017, lambasting the fact that “RACIST AF brands saw a window of PR opportunity to jump on the bandwagon.””You dropped me from a campaign in 2017 and threw me to the wolves for speaking out about racism and white supremacy,” Bergdorf wrote. You do NOT get to do this. Racist snakes. “This is gaslighting.”Read Bergdorf’s entire post, below. I’m disgusted and writing this in floods of tears and shaking. I’m disgusted and writing this in floods of tears and shaking,” she continued. Fuck your ‘solidarity.'” “Where was my apology? Where was my support when I spoke out? With no duty of care, without a second thought.

Rihanna’s Three Brands Are Opening Their Wallets for Blackout Tuesday

This is a day to #PullUp.”Savage x Fenty, RiRi’s inclusive lingerie brand, is working closely with the Clara Lionel Foundation, which was founded by Rihanna in 2012 and seeks to support education and emergency preparedness worldwide. As an industry that profits greatly from Black artists and their work, the movement was intended to be 24 hours of work week disruption to encourage those in the industry to reflect and learn about the steps that are vital to supporting the Black community.But a Blackout does not mean radio silence. Related | How to Support Protesters in Every CityIndividuals and companies alike have stepped forward to voice their solidarity with the Black Lives Matter movement, and Rihanna’s three brands — Fenty, Fenty Beauty and Savage x Fenty — have ceased operations entirely in accordance with Blackout Tuesday on May 2. In the days since George Floyd’s murder at the hands of police in Minneapolis on May 25, hundreds of protests have broken out across the nation to fight back against white supremacy, the police state and the unjust treatment of Black Americans for centuries. “We are not staying silent and we are not standing by,” the brand wrote.Related | Some Celebrities Are Getting it Right#BlackoutTuesday originated as a campaign for the music industry under the hashtag, #TheShowMustBePaused. Support Black-owned businesses in your area, educate yourself on white supremacy, continue to spread relevant information and make donations to organizations and Black folks in need of support. Login • Instagram
While all three brands are sharing the same call to action for followers to #PullUp, they are taking different approaches to supporting the movement.Fenty Beauty will not be conducting business during the Blackout, and emphasized that “the fight against racial inequality, injustice and straight up racism” does not end at donating and offering support to Black folks. “This is a day to reflect and find ways to make real change. Photo via Getty Related | Law Roach Launches Fund to Help Rebuild Black BusinessesIn collaboration with the foundation, the brand will donate funds to Black Lives Matter Greater New York and The Bail Project, encouraging followers to do the same rather than staying silent on social media. A statement from the brand also recommended donations for Reclaim the Block. Login • Instagram
“This is not a day off,” the brand wrote on Instagram. To learn more about how to support protestors nationwide, click here. Login • Instagram
Additionally, luxury fashion label Fenty is supporting the movement with donations to Color of Change and Movement for Black Lives, sharing a similar message on their Instagram.

Spring Offensive – Worry Fill My Heart Lyrics

Oh me oh my hearts just not in this
I felt a lagging beat since my career path shifted
I asked no one for the life I’m leading
It dragged me in both feet first
With my tie tied too tight and an ear pressed to the clock
I am counting down the seconds until my shift is up
Don’t mention how stale we feel or we will both grind to halt
We are living to work so enough’s enough
All I need is just a couple of hundred
It should keep me for a few weeks
I’m like a child to be asking
Oh me oh my balance is pitching
And as the panic swelled my chest, my head is splitting
I can control if I just keep breathing
I’ve been through this routine before
And if I can’t pay my rent then I’m completely dependant
I never thought that I would be so in line with convention
How dare I even think that I could be any exception
All I need is just a couple of hundred
It should keep me for a few weeks
I’m like a child to be asking
Worry fill my heart
All I need is just a couple of hundred
It should keep me for a few weeks
I’m like a child to be asking
I never thought that I would end up in a job like this
I’m an impulsive man so so so
Maybe tomorrow I’ll go ahead and quit

Lauren Daigle – Rescata Lyrics

[Verso 1]
En donde te encuentras
No me he olvidado
De lo que estás pasando
Tu inocencia
Ha sido robada
Y tu confianza quebrada
[Pre-Coro]
Escucho tu desesperación
Auxilio ayúdame, ayúdame
[Coro]
Te defenderé siempre
Nunca solo pelearás
Créelo que, te rescataré
[Verso 2]
No hay distancia
Que nos separe
O te deje indefenso
Seré tu escudo
Seré tu resguardo
En todo momento
[Pre-Coro]
Escucho tu desesperación
Auxilio ayúdame, ayúdame
[Coro]
Te defenderé siempre
Nunca solo pelearás
Créelo que, te rescataré
Marcharé siempre al frente
Nunca solo pelearás
Créelo que, te rescataré
[Puente]
Escucho tu desesperación
Tu aliento ya no puedes sostener
[Coro]
Te defenderé siempre
Nunca solo pelearás
Créelo que, te rescataré
Marcharé siempre al frente
Nunca solo pelearás
Créelo que, te rescataré
Oh, te rescataré

Brinsley Schwarz – The Last Time I Was Fooled Lyrics

Well, the last time I was fooled
It almost blew my mind
Pretty women, they were everywhere
Not one of them was mine
I’d faced ten-thousand tomorrows
Instead of one today
You don’t say hi to no one
Or farewell when she goes away
Just last Saturday night
I was sittin’ in a nightclub, Jingle Jangle
Lookin’ for some chick to strangle
But it was just my foolish pride
Sometimes you alarm me
With ideas of this kind
But, when I’m caught in a cross-fire
Oh, I very seldom mind
Just the thought of something better
It keeps me on my toes
Welcome, sunshine, breathing hotter
And get a little closer to heaven, no
Well, the last time I was fooled
I clearly remember when
‘Cause I foolishly thought to myself
I won’t get fooled again
Just take a look at this person
Cooked in potato pie, yeah, yeah
And in answer to your questions
How can I possibly know why? Oh, and just the thought of something better
It keeps me on my toes
Welcome, sunshine, breathing hotter
And get a little closer to home
Well, the last time I was fooled
Almost blew my mind
Pretty women, they were everywhere
Not one of them were mine
I’d faced ten-thousand tomorrows, believe me
Instead of one today
You don’t say hi to no one
Or farewell when she goes away
Oh, no, you don’t say hi to no one
Well, that is all I can say

Self Defense Family – Local Clerics Lyrics

I don’t listen to my folks
I don’t listen to god
So, who are you? Before you’re tested, touched, lusted, or missed
Your opinion is… well, your opinion is
It’s a mental disease, needing people to agree, and you seem unwell
Ahead of life. Before you live. Your tower’s fine
I don’t listen to ads
I don’t listen to laws
So, who are you? Ahead of loss, grief, judgement, and time
Your tower’s fine.

Free Chapel – A Thousand Miles Lyrics

I have walked a thousand miles
Through all my tests and all my trials
And yet You still love me for me
In the refuge of Your wings I can rest in You safely
Oh Lord Youve covered me
Now I can finally see
It was Your love changing me
It’s Your mercy that draws me near
By Your grace Im standing here
No matter the road Ive walked
Loves covered my wrong
I realize its true
Theres none like You
I will run this race of life
Pressing on toward the prize
It’s You my reward is You
And I will live because You died
And as You rose Lord I will rise
In You victoriously
Now I can finally see
It was Your hand guiding me
It’s Your mercy that draws me near
By Your grace Im standing
No matter the road Ive walked
Loves covered my wrong
Now I can finally see
How Your love has guided me
Theres one thing Ive found to be true
Theres none like You
Theres none like You Jesus oh no
Now I can finally see
I can finally see
How Your love has guided me
Theres one thing Ive found to be true

Flying Lotus – The Climb Lyrics (feat. Thundercat)

[Verse 1]
Every time that I turn around, something trips me up
Soon as I feel I got a grip, shit starts to slip
When my mind wonders where I’ve been through all of this
All that I’m reminded of is that I just can’t quit
It’s for sure an uphill fight, and a downhill fall
If you’re gonna get scarred up anyway, then you might as well climb
[Chorus]
Live, laugh, learn, don’t die, when you fly
Fly high
Live, laugh, learn, don’t die, when you fly
Fly high, fly high
[Verse 2]
I can’t believe all the crap that there is to sift
I am so sick of all of it, when’s it gonna end? Most of the things we’re going through make no sense
Even though you feel alone, it’s not the end
And when you’ve been feeling out of place and don’t believe the hype
Just close your eyes and take a breath and you’ll be alright
Don’t let the monsters get to you, be the one, my friend
Even if you gotta punch your way to the end
[Chorus]
Live, laugh, learn, don’t die, and you fly
Fly high
Live, laugh, learn, don’t die, when you fly
Fly high, fly high
Live, laugh, learn, don’t die, when you fly
Fly high, fly high

Kaput – Vandpyt Lyrics

[Interlude: Boone]
Vågen ser solen komme
Og endnu et sekund jeg ville ha’ gjort om
Holder sandhed i min skjortelomme
Ingen strøm, går stik imod dårlig stand
Og jeg holder hovedet tomt
Tosom, vi’ som to alen af et stykke
Blev usikker og styrtdykkede da vi ikke mødtes
Med følelsesløs støtte til ingen nytte
Født idiot det’ svært at bytte
Men dem der siger at jeg har valgt det selv
Ku’ ik’ ha’ misforstået det mere med alt de valgte at glemme
Valgurne uden stemme, svandt valkyrisk
Midt i ingenting, natten forinden smilte ustyrligt
Har fat i intet, glemmer min ABC
Får fat’i kokain – ‘’Der ik’ mer’ amf’–”
‘’Så tag min!”
Flækkede palindromer, nu’ de faldefærdige
De ku’ se jeg blev et bæst, men de så det først for sent
Og gemmer kuren der kan gøre mig hel
Dømte min skæbne ‘et genetisk problem’
Hvis det tynger dig om hjertet kan du spare en sten
For skaden er sket, beklager det var ik’ sådan ment
En troubadour der spiller blues til det fint
Jeg ku’ ha’ delt, det blev umuliggjort
Får brug for energien
Superskurken står tilbage på et ben
Holder ekstraktet ud i strakt arm, forlader natten alene
[Omkvæd: Esben & Boone]
Jeg’ Harvey Dent
Himmelsendt, hængt op til pynt
I en seng, vi er knap begyndt
Bare vent
Jeg har spandevis spildt talent
De ik’ som mig, vi ik’ som dem
Jeg’ Harvey Dent
Fremskynder kant og pynt
Tyngdekraften gør dig tynd
Yo bare vent
I en vandpyt af mælk tårer og spildt talent
Fortæl mig hvem er hvem
— Jeg’ Harvey Dent
[Vers 1: Esben]
Middel uden mål
Tiden gik i stå, ild uden bål
Øjnene er store, men pupillerne er små
For at komme tilbage må man gå
Dagen den er grå, natten den er sort
Falder for de skrå brædder, lander i en anden mands lort
Man ku’ ha gjort mere sagt mindre
Gemt et lille smil til det blev vinter, som Gustav Winckler
Enkemager tænker så det knager
Vores slags hænger ik’ på træerne desværre
Lidt for sent ude, nu’ der spærret
Så meget for besværet
Stor pensel, lille lærred
Hvor har du været? — Jeg’ Harvey Dent
Hængt op til pynt
Bare vent
Jeg har spandevis spildt talent
Vi ik’ som dem
Jeg’ Harvey Dent
Yo bare vent
Fortæl mig hvem er hvem
Jeg’ Harvey Dent Hvor’ årene der gik? Jeg har prøvet at finde porno der var hårdere end min pik
Fatter ik’ et hint, maler natten pink
Kalder den for sent
Det’ for sent at spille flink
[Vers 2: Boone]
Fortæl dem hvad vi ved’ jeg er
Hver især i andet skær, adskilt er svær
Lægmænd hvisker jeg ku’ være meget mere
‘’O.k. … o.k., G”’ som velær
Det’ her at helten peaker
Narrativet genfortalt detaljeret i baghovedet
Med fransk accent af en f*cked up speaker
Wikipedia leaker løgn og lakker kilder
Lækage-tanker triller
(Pssh) Bank mit indre
På en tredje-dag, forstå‘ vi er grå
Alt for mange bække er små
Jeg‘ væk fra mit mål
Helt forblændet af et dumt deja-vu går i stå
Ser bleg blå, og snittet lige til at tage en streg på
Hal-veret, Boone er generet
Af et synkront Tetris-syndrom i kvarteret
Alle her troede vi var alene men fandt flere
Værdier … usandt ærligere
[Vers 3: Loke Deph]
Har et drengekor i mit brændeskur
Har din far og mor fanget i et bur
Du ik’ velkommen mer’, du har brændt dine broer
Giver dig bank med et bord og et gammelt komfur
Ro på, o.k., homie tag dit tøj og gå
Svært ved at stole på, folk der er ovenpå
Ik’ rask, jeg har brug for en bruser
Oser af psykoser, hoster og pruster
I en tuk-tuk, hyp-hyp, hurtigere
Det med døden, det var bare historier, tror jeg …
De Sorte Bude, hurtigt inde, hurtigt ude
Du gode Gud, bløder ud på din hovedpude
Det står i kortene
Dagene er lange, og årene er korte
Vi borte med storken
Kom fra oven kom over det
Kommer til det sovende og ordner det
[Omkvæd: Esben & Boone]
Himmelsendt, hængt op til pynt
I en seng, vi er knap begyndt
Bare vent
Jeg har spandevis spildt talent
De ik’ som mig
Vi ik’ som dem
Jeg’ Harvey Dent
Fremskynder kant og pynt
Tyngdekraften gør dig tynd
Yo bare vent
I en vandpyt af mælk tårer og spildt talent
Fortæl mig hvem er hvem
For hvem er hvem?

Sicx – The Unholy Lyrics

[Intro: Sicx]
Make it bounce nigga (3x)
Negro make it bounce
Yeah
Way too Live
(They say
You say his name
Five times into the mirror
Hit the lights out
And he will come)
[First Verse: Sicx]
Take a look at what the cat drug in
Shits about to get messy
But the bitch caught me sleep
And put blood in my spaghetti
Now I gots the backyard
Full of act hard
Bodies missing parts
Feast it full of hearts [?]
Jacking off in the dark
O.E. Niggas dont know
Whats on my mind (2x)
[Second Verse: Sicx]
At which angle do you want your guts hanging out
Top notch
Checkin’ for tight skills [?]
Got you praying for your life
Murder on my mind
Every time I hit the night
Hate the fact I’m breathing
But the siccmade niggas keep the switchblade
Bitch made, motherf*ckers like you
What you Kool-aid with no sugar
High powered cowards want to do
Cause as the funk gets thicker
My dick gets bigger
Nigga dump until he die
And swim a swamp to be a killer
But I’m on that Never go back
f*ck your mom with a dog dick
And nut hard
Looney, lock, and shermed out, and retard
Hold your fire
There’s gasoline fumes in the yard
Night rivals got me heated
Like De Niro on a mission
Going baby nut fishing
Knee deep in the pond
What you niggas throwing up
You want funk
Take it there
Then be honest
Like why the hell they want to f*ck with me
Its like they want to see
Some Stephen King shit for free
[Hook]
[Third Verse: Sicx]
Took him a bath in hot grease (what?)
Somethin’ fried [?]
The day he tried to f*ck me
That’s the day he died
Tied him up, butt naked
Slide him up
Six razors on a wet day
Stuck, gone off the bloody spaghetti
They all say
I swallow one too many
Hit the city
Fifty-one fifty
Really gone off the 08 pretty
I’m a loner
Tight ropin’ on a barb wire
Hold ya fire
Hose him down with lighter fluid
Im a killa, for hire
Call your neighborhood physician
Get the make up out the kitchen
Bend the spoon
Fill up his tongue
Braid his guts and leave him numb
Bleed him, f*ck him
With a quick one
Back up ya mamas p*ssy
With a hanger
Fit to handle ya
No sense at all
Against the law
Hit the wall
Cut sharp, delicatessen
Cut him in sections
Depressin’ so I came so tight
Sick muthaf*ckin made for life(x3)
Niggas don’t know whats on my mind
If you gotta believe in somethin’
(Niggas dont know whats on my mind)
Niggas gotta believe in me
Niggas dont know whats on my mind (2x) full of nut
Squeeze once away from spillage [?]
No escape
Tape the news
And what could have been clues
Hang babies with my black rag
Took the ouija bag
Coming out the closet
With my brain on acid
Twist your body backwards
Like a swamp full of raptures [?]
Stay away
Fold the mattress
Add some voo to his practice
12 motherf*cking monkeys in my VCR
PCP’d in my car
High risk for high stress
Ill be the first one at your funeral
In the back row
My finger under your mamas black dress
And a good size fish hook
Take the eggs out
Heat the grease up
Season it until the shit cooks
[Hook: Sicx / Rachel(vocals)]
If you gotta believe
In somethin’
Why not believe in me? Niggas dont know
Whats on my mind (2x)
If you gotta believe
In somethin’
Why not believe in me?

Hailee Steinfeld – Man Up Lyrics

(Okay)
[Verse 1]
My brother hates you, my mother hates you
My father and sister, too
Wait, I don’t even have a sister
But if I did, she’d hate you
Everything is in past tense
‘Cause we’re definitely more than through
And I’m running, running, running, running
Out of ways to get through to you
[Pre-Chorus]
I think it’s cute that
Look me in the eyes, won’t do that (Woo)
Six knives in my back
Tell me why you would do that (Do that)
Sun goes down, different phase
Didn’t think I’d learn her name
Gave you every bit of trust
I just can’t believe you’d abuse that
[Chorus]
Man up, man up (Yeah)
Little boy, won’t you man up? Man up, man up (Yeah)
Little boy, won’t you man up? Man up (Man up), yeah
Little boy, won’t you man up? [Intro]
Man up (Man up), yeah
Little boy, won’t you man up? All of these tantrums
They won’t win me back, love
Just be a man, love
And I don’t mean society’s version
I just mean be a better person (Yep)
For once, man up (Okay)
[Verse 2]
If you would’ve taken accountability
Then you’d still be holding my hand
Maybe not as tight
But at least maybe, maybe you’d have a chance
I don’t even wanna keep talking about this, so I’ll just stop
Sike, thought I was done, but I’m not (Done, but I’m not)
[Pre-Chorus]
I think it’s cute that
Look me in the eyes, won’t do that (Do that)
Six knives in my back
Tell me why you would do that
[Chorus]
Man up, man up (Yeah)
Little boy, won’t you man up? (Won’t you man up?)
Man up, man up (Oh, man up, yeah)
Little boy, won’t you man up? All of these tantrums
They won’t win me back, love
Just be a man, love
And I don’t mean society’s version
I just mean, be a better person (Yep)
For once, man up (Okay), yeah
[Outro]
(Ah, ah, ah)
Just be a man, you baby (Ah, ah)
I’m done (Okay) Man up, man up (Yeah)
Little boy, won’t you man up? All of these tantrums
They won’t win me back, love
Just be a man, love
And I don’t mean society’s version
I just mean, be a better person
For once, man up (Okay)
[Bridge]
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (Ah, ah, ah)
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (Ah, ah, ah, oh yeah)
[Chorus]
Man up, man up (Yeah)
Little boy, won’t you man up?

Sir Sly – All Your Love Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Good enough ain’t good enough for you or me
And feelin’ stuck is f*ckin’ up my sanity
Fallelujah fillin’ empty spaces
Hallelujah, I need savin’, not a savior
Clutch until my knuckles white
Show my teeth, but never bite
Actin’ like I’m innocent
Pushing daisies in a dream
Lettin’ out a silent scream
I feel like a pig in shit singin’
[Chorus]
Fallelujah
Hallelu! In my bones, in my bones
LA’s on fire again
Costumes and sirens
Pictures of you
In my phone, in my phone
I’m back in Hell alone singin’ Fallelujah (In my bones, in my bones)
Hallelujah (In my bones, in my bones)
[Verse 2]
I’ve been spinnin’ stories, baby
You’ve been on the road
Telegraph be goin’ crazy, lost inside a hoax
Inhale you like freebase, spirit fill me up
Drivin’ quiet freeways, send me all you love
[Chorus]
Fallelujah
Hallelu! In my bones, in my bones
LA’s on fire again
Costumes and sirens
Fallelujah
Pictures of you
In my phone, in my phone
I’m back in Hell alone singin’

Through The Roots – Take Me Back Lyrics

So take me back to the day
When not a worry was in my way
Just the sunshine on my face
And the warm wind on my back
A little ganja weed yea ain’t nothing wrong with that yeah
So take me back to the day
You know the waves are crashin’ down on me
I’m tryin’ to catch my breath but it’s too hard to breathe
I said now somebody set me free
So take me back to the day
When not a worry was in my way
Just the sand between my toes
You know how that goes
My girl at my side
And everything’s alright
So take me back to the day
You know the waves are crashin’ down on me
I’m tryin’ to catch my breath but it’s too hard to breathe
I said now somebody set me free
You know the waves are crashin’ down on me
I’m tryin’ to catch my breath but it’s too hard to breathe
I said now somebody set me free

Random Encounters – Legends Of Zelda: Tales Of The Wind Waker Lyrics

Someone messed up my bird-
All these girls have gone free
And there’s a snotty green twerp-
LINK: Hey, you looking’ for ME? We stole bombs for all our cannons! The wind is blowing…
NOW…! Just using a sword and a wand! Just prepare for owning! …Sheesh, get with the times…
Go ride your stupid boat! (Hoo! TETRA:
We set sail for Greatfish Isle
But were caught inside a storm! Rode the winds through the sky…
Fed a fish-man guy! All I found in it was a treasure chart
PATRON: Hooray for Zelda! Where a giant squid attacked us
And forced our ship ashore! …What are you looking at, Fairy Boy? Learn some words! Found a boat that speaks
And turns into a-
PATRON: It’s the dread pirate Tetra!!! But we managed to get free! Won tons of rupees! Then we stumbled on a Ghost Ship (Hoo! LINK: It’s Link
PATRON: Tell us about that one time you found the Wand of Gamelon
LINK: I don’t know what you’re talking about
I smashed a thousand pots! GANONDORF:
I’ve got
Forty guys dead
And I don’t know Why-
All my treasures are gone-
All my plans are awry! PATRON: Hey Zelda! ALL: IT’S “LINK!”
I took my sister back! Go slash a dozen Cuccos! Go change into a pig! (YEAH!)
Made a Rito friend! You look like you’re having a pretty… average day…
GANONDORF: I’ll take one of everything. LINK:
I’ve sailed the seas
On the breath of the ocean breeze! We pulled up a hefty treasure
With a Piece of Heart or Three! HEY, IT’S BEEN A HUNDRED YEARS! Ha!)
LINK: Oh, weird. Ha!)
Based on phases of the moon! Ride some birds! GANONDORF: WHAT THE-
PATRON: GO ZELDA! Where a thousand sharks were waiting-
Which we blew to smithereens! Then set out into the sea! And fired some cannon shots! Met the Fairy Queen
A fat little man in green! Ha!)
Were full of gold doubloons! TETRA AND LINK: It’s Link! We were caught inside a cyclone! Battled some flaming Keese
Fought my way through the Tower of Gods! You took her by mistake! Learned a sword-spin technique! (Hoo! Shave your beard! I need her pointy ears! LINK: (quiet) Well exCUSE ME, princess…
GILLIAN: Miss Tetra, how has your expedition been going? I thwarted all Ganon’s plots! Bleach your skin! While tugging Valoo’s rear end! (pointing) On that guy’s tab
GILLIAN: What’s bothering you, G? Ha!)
When we ravaged all it had, its hulls (Hoo! GILLIAN: Why, Mister Ganondorf. TETRA: Milkshake.